Your post really cracked me up, as it pretty much mimicks banter that goes on in my life every day!
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I've been numb from my hips to my toes in varying degrees for the last 3 1/2 years (toes 90% numb 100% of the time) anyways.....last week I had the intense sensation that the toes on my left foot were curled under, like I was walking on them! It didn't hurt at all, but I was
absolutely positive that they were curled under my feet. I took my shoe & sock off so many times making sure my toes weren't squooshed - that I ended up just taking my shoes and socks off all together so all I had to do was 'glance' down at my feet to verify! My DH isn't even the least bit impressed by the weird feelings I have anymore....his standard reply is "
Oooookay"... and then makes his eyebrows contort in some very strange positions!
When I woke up the next morning with the same sensation, I just threw on my flip flops instead of loafers so I wouldn't be so distracted!
P.S. - My DH of course is a good man...... but if he gets up, he just simply goes in the kitchen to get some chocolate for
himself!!!