Your post really cracked me up, as it pretty much mimicks banter that goes on in my life every day! I've been numb from my hips to my toes in varying degrees for the last 3 1/2 years (toes 90% numb 100% of the time) anyways.....last week I had the intense sensation that the toes on my left foot were curled under, like I was walking on them! It didn't hurt at all, but I was absolutely positive that they were curled under my feet. I took my shoe & sock off so many times making sure my toes weren't squooshed - that I ended up just taking my shoes and socks off all together so all I had to do was 'glance' down at my feet to verify! My DH isn't even the least bit impressed by the weird feelings I have anymore....his standard reply is "Oooookay"... and then makes his eyebrows contort in some very strange positions!

When I woke up the next morning with the same sensation, I just threw on my flip flops instead of loafers so I wouldn't be so distracted!

P.S. - My DH of course is a good man...... but if he gets up, he just simply goes in the kitchen to get some chocolate for himself!!!