I almost like paperwork. But then I've always believed that one of my missions in life is to do away with it entirely. I used to be able to just drop filling out portions of forms until someone complained but by that time a better way to get that person the information he actually needed had become apparent. Then I could use my free time to invent simpler paperwork just for my own use. One job I got the paperwork component down from about 5 hours to about one hour. There isn't really any work for bosses so most of them spend their time inventing new paperwork so they can all look busy.

My memesis is phone calls. I have to pshche myself up for days to make them then I'll still be able to make only a few in one day. I didn't like phones even before the invention of phone trees so you can imagine how much I hate them now. Phone trees were invented to keep customers and interested parties from calling.