Hey Erin,
I had to laugh about the sideburns...I have 'em too...They're terrible...I feel like everyday, I'm getting closer and closer to turning into Elvis...and I mean the not-so-cute Elvis towards the end of his carreer, not the younger one...At least if I were handsome, that'd be better! lol...
The worst for me is the swelling face and how everyone loves to comment on it...Whenever I run into people in the neighbourhood that I haven't seen in a long time, they're like, "What happened to you? You got so chubby!" and they cup their hands to their faces to indicate that it's my face that is chubby....My dad even called me pie-face! He's one to talk, he took high-dose prednisone too and got the cushingoid look! lol...I know that he was kidding around, but it makes me feel like I look really freakish or something!
The things we must endure to feel kinda normal!