Originally Posted by legzzalot

you see? I complained about the numbness, then it was replaced with the creepy crawlies... then it was numb again and I said I don't know which is worse. then the creeepy crawlies came back and this time the little bugs that live under my skin brought fire with them...

THERE IS NO WINNING!!

Some days it's like a really bad game of poker...goes like this:

Body: I see your tubal ligation and I'll raise you numbness and uterine spasms!

Me: Yeah, well I see your uterine spasms and raise you 2 birth control pills and a percocet!

Body: I see your pills and raise you a numb and tingling face and some heartburn!

Me: I see your tingly face and raise you a neurontin and I will chase your heartburn with a tums.

Body: HA HA "All in" with balance issues and a good old case of hives!

Me: UNCLE!! UNCLE!! YOU WIN! I GIVE UP!