'Oh well, it could be worse...' (no doubt it could)

'Well at least you don't have children...' (?)

She 'Are you having trouble coming to terms with it?'
Me 'No, I'm having trouble with falling OVER and the holes in my brain'

Neuro receptionist 'Well we're all going to die of something, I could get hit by a bus!' (Learn to look left, look right then)
'Learn to live with it' (That helps)
'Live life to the FULL' (hadn't thought of that)
'Get back on your horse, that must be easy enough, just sit there' (very high up on an animal that thinks there's a lion stalking it at all times)