A year's membership to the children's museum where there are tons of loud, obnoxious, yelling, crying, having temper tantrums, whining kids running around. Where you can spend the day chasing your own child around. There are even craft tables with scissors, stamps and lots of little things you need to help your child use to make something you have to carry around for the rest of the day. There is even a child-size grocery store where you have to help them push a child-size grocery cart, shop, run the cash register and parents end up putting all those packages away. And to top it all off you have a membership so your child knows you can go every day, all day. Gee it was one of my favorites!