Here's to hoping it's a uti! No seriously... mine is some random "hey look your bladder won't empty, yes i know you'v been dealing with this since oct come back at the end of dec and we will put you through some MORE testing." They think one of the swollen discs in my lumbar is interrupting the signal from my brain to my bladder....
I get to massage the bladder for about 10 minutes after drinking no less that 16 oz of fluid and then if i hold it for another 20 minutes or so i actually get pee! it's horrible. Reminds me of being prego and having a kid kicking my bladder!
and... TOO MANY ORGASMS?

surely you jest! I didn't know that was possible! Man, that explains it! LOL