Just something to make you smile for a minute..
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home.
You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???"
They Walk among us!!
While looking at a house, my brother
asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained,
he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime,
she shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .
They Walk Among Us!!!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive
to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible,
but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving".
They Walk Among Us!!!!
I told the girl at the steakhouse register
that I wanted the half pound sirloin.
She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin.
Not wanting to make a scene,
I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
instead of the half-pounder.
They walk among us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out
every time she turned her head?"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
And yes ... sadly...not only do they walk among us,
they also reproduce!!!!