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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: WNY
Posts: 60
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: WNY
Posts: 60
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Laughs for kids
It is my opinion, when they are having a bad day. Sometimes we need a laugh. So if your child having a bad RSD day, here are a few oldies but goodies that might cheer them up!
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
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Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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