After reading Debijo's post about people telling her she didn't try enough and the mail she got back. I thought some of you might not have that retort gene...I got several, too many actually, and has caused me many days in detention back in the day.


You fell, why did you fall? Well I was going to kiss you but then the ground looked better

Why are you limping, shoes too tight? I'm limping just too see how many stupid people will ask

Are you on meds for depression? No, I just go all Hannibal, then we both don't have to listen to you

Don't you think you should do something with your hair? Why, does it look like yours

Have you lost your mind? Yeah, its been hanging out with you I hear.

You need to lose weight. Well when I take you home that will be at least hundred pounds

I weight less that 110 pounds, really! Yeah, hundred nine is mouth

Kiss my a(), I wouldn't have a choice, that's all you are except your shoes and they are full of sh*te

Are you deaf? What, what, did you say something intelligent

Why are you arguing with me? That's right, I was taught not to match wits with an unarmed person

Now you know, yo Momma got in so much trouble because of the retort gene...sad, jest too sad fer words.