No we power drank wine, Bob....

You went up to the front of the church and they had these unlit...yes unlit, important fact or they would have lit tresses on fire, anyway, these candles, two of them in a V and they say some Latin prayer and voila, you were supposed to have no throat issues....like choking on a fish bone or something.

You gotta love rituals. People need rituals. It beat sitting in class. Heck, I even volunteered to clean the church to get out of class....and I was allllwayyysss on honor roll.