Bob,

you missed sooo much not going to a parochial grade school....lol. Let's see, there was the minor concussion I got from the nun who clipped me a good one in the head in chuch....I guess I was talking.
Then the time some one stole my Brownie cap and I was told I would burn in hell because I tried to get it back.
The weekly confession....in second grade it was hard to come up with new sins every week. I got quite inventive.
So, perhaps now it the time to power drink that wine....
Ah yes....rituals.
And echoes...should I send Fred, a belated BDay card??