Wow. Some women will do anything for a little hottie attention!

I hate when it happens, Sal, I know exactly what you are talking about. I give you high marks and big kudos for making that call, it's definitely hard on the pride but with your sense of humor, I'd take bets that you made those guys' days; think of how often the call is for a tragedy.

How are you at butt scooting and wall walking? My trick is to scoot my bootie to the stairs where I can shove my legs down a couple steps then yank myself up with the bannister and rail. It takes an insufferable long time to get back to safety, but I can do it when I have to.

Instead of modifying your floors, could you modify your indoor footwear?

Stay safe, ole gal, it just wouldn't be the same around here if you broke your typing fingers.