I still have the nice Copaxone bag that my neuro gave me. My netbook fits in it. The binder makes a nice place to store crochet patterns. (I threw out all the documentation over the summer after I quit the C)

I gave my mom the pen and the calendar back when I first got that bag. She likes pens, and really likes free calendars.

My dad used to get a lot of freebies from the drug reps at the hospital he works at. We've got a zillion ballpoint pens with the names of medications on them.

When I was in school, I could always identify my pens when someone stole them from me because I knew the drug name written on the pens and how to pronounce it.