Wear a flak jacket and a combat helmet when out on walks from now on...

We used to have neighbors who would come down to the trees behind our house with shotguns to go hunting when we first moved here.

They fired towards the houses once or twice, until I called the Sheriff's office and they quit hunting in the trees behind our house.

Now we've got homeless people in the trees a little further back from the trees at the end of our yard that come and steal things out of our backyards.