I was thinking, given the paradoxes and mysteries particular to the Parkie universe warrants a new board game. Really, the possibilities are endless:

-A space that reads "GO directly to DBS, do not pass Go"

-A "Get out of Dyskinesia Free" card.

-A space that reads "You've been misdiagnosed!" now lose six turns, then roll the die, lose one turn, head back to "Start all over again"

-A limbo space marked "Global Sinemet Shortage" where you sit until either you roll three snake eyes in a row or successfully pull off the other option of a Sinemet drug heist.

The list goes on. Seriously, has anyone considered trying to storm the Bastille so to speak? Why don't we take this public and protest, or write Michael Moore to pester the CEO of Merck until we have some real answers?!?