ehem...

I was going to say How about four things you do only when you're sure no one is looking, or you're alone...or are drunk enough not to care

Like, when I'm vacuuming, if I feel a bugar I just pick it and flick it and suck it up...only crusties of course, not soft ones *ack

But now I'm thinking someone that can creat a more interesting questionerre about our spouses - or any person such as a live in relative or whatnot, would be funner than exposing ourselves.

Not that I have anything left to expose after all the stuff I've said over all these years.

Maybe someone could start with a story about their spouse, and if it's not shocking enough, the next poster and 'up' it with their own.

Ok, me first...dh had just started living with me. You all know I call him OCD man, right? Well, he got up in the middle of the night to pee. Fine. Not a drop on the seat as always and seat put down as always...super. So now is the time he reaches for the soap, to wash off mr. winky. Yes. We must bathe mr. winky (his wiene) after each and every pee. And must only go in a toilet - never a bush despite being a trucker on the road...and yes, he's had 2 accidents, uh huh. So, he get's it cleaned off and dried, and shuts off the light and gets in bed. That morning, I step out of bed....splash! My apartment is flooded several inches. I'm mystified...there's a basement below me, is it flooded too? I hear the neighbors in the hall freaking and complaining...it's the entire first floor. I head to the front door to open it...and to my left, see the bathroom sink still on from the wienie wash the night before.

OMG

They're gonna find out it's me, and everything is wet cause of me. They already hate me since a dog tore my leg up and I sent the owner the bill. She was the martyr, etc etc (boy, she had great social skills). So, I quick threw our comforters on the floor to the doorway to make the water go away. When I opened the door, the water came in instead of flowing out and I just was like, "wow, what happened here?"

He's done the same thing 3 times since.


TOP THAT...stuff your spouse does that is like, I dunno what to even call that, I guess stuff your spouse does that make you wonder if he'd gotten a lobotomy no one told you about or something.