ME? GOING ON THE FLOOR? NO WAY THESE DAYS! NO HOW EITHER'
If it weren't so big? I'd consider an Irish Wolf Hound to be my 'support animal'...tho I suspect that breed has many structural problems as well? At least It'd be TALL enuf to keep me 'level' and upright?

OK Stupid grin... but apt.
Hugs to all - j