Hey

Wow - well I wish I knew that one! unfortunatly I don't... any ideas would be brill! When I'm being mature I tend to say that I have a disease that is a rheumo- neuro condition - where my joints don't work properly because the movement parts of my brain are over written with pain signals so my nerves don't send out the right messages.

Then again - if I'm being immature - then it's far easier ..

"well.. I fell out of a plane"
"the raging bull hit me really hard and I must have flown 50 ft!"
"honestly... this is what happens when you let your sister drive the car"
etc...

it can be fun and so less anooying thant rying to explain it!

Rosiexxxxxx