LOL!!!!

seriously - try it - it works brilliantly! so much better than trying to give some random acquaintance the full medical history (and in October 2003 I saw my GP who increased my tablets.. but then in November he added DF118s etc...)

there are so many different things you can use as well (depedning on who you want to impress)..

buildings are always good (falling/ them falling on top of you etc0
ladders (over, under, off of)
driving (sisters, sheep, monkeys, other cars driven by any of those)

etc etc

........and you get to realise if they were really listening or only asking to be polite (when they just go poor thing or something after you told them about your brave fight against the three gorillas that were trying to steal your purse who then beat you up with 10ft banana trees - then they aren't listening)

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