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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 5,020
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Elder
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 5,020
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When my dad gets a bit...gassy... I usually just ask him what crawled up his butt and died. He says he's much too classy to do anything so uncouth as to be gassy.
No one was worse with gas than my dog TinyMonsters. He's been gone for four years and it's sure a lot easier to breathe around here now.
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