The other day I was making dinner and my cell phone rang. I answered
and this six year old voice says. "hey, This is Billy Smith. Is Tony
Bag O' Donuts (his nickname when he was small) your son?" I said "yes".

He said"If you dont give Tony a thousand dollars...Im going to the police
and telling them you dont make him eat his veggies!lol

Where do they come up with this stuff????????