Originally Posted by legzzalot

here is what you do: Show up with a bottle of scotch, one high heeled shoe, one lead boot, and a pair of control top panty hose. Make doc drink whole bottle of scotch and dress him up so that he can get the general idea of what it is like. THEN, spin in around 50 times really fast and throw on an eye patch for good measure and ask him to walk 25 feet. I think he might get it by then.