Oh Bob, I would never stick you in a crock pot with beans!
But you are a ham!!
Beltane is May 1st, but in the interest of eccumenical harmony, here is the entire list of feasts....I am sure one can find some reason to celebrate, eat and then feel guilt over our indulgence and hedonism.
http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/2010.htm
(Way too much time on my hands....happens with mobility issues. I am the factoid queen.)
I will be eating bean soup for quite a while....big ham...real big ham.