First order of bussiness: If you look at Zombie Slayer's avatar, those are wings, angel wings to be specific.

Second, dorry, you chop JoJo, Curious is just too easy a target.

Thirdly, - speaking of wings -I checked Granola Liberal's qualifications, turns out she's simply flighty:




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