I called to get the values for my labs and here they are. No clue what any of them mean, but figured there's no harm in posting them!

ACHR binding: <0.03
chloride: 102
carbon dioxide: 25
TSH: 2.330
calcium: 9.1
magnesium: 2.0
potassium: 3.9
glucose: 76
BUN: 12
creatine: .66
ratio: 18
sodium: 138
All I know is that these are "normal!"