Originally Posted by AfterMyNap

I'm not your chump, I did the math. I learned this trick in elementary school. It was sixth grade, my first male teacher, Mr. Schaeffer, he was really cute. It was high fashion then to wear high-heeled saddle shoes with disgusting reddish-brown soles and he used to spin on one foot, his toes actually, to turn around and he left what I thought of as tornados in the tiles. He and Mr. Holland used to play football with the boys at recess, that was unheard of! Mr. Holland taught in the classroom that used to be Mrs. Martin's until she up and died, then a year after he took over her classroom, Mr. Holland died too! So, when Mrs. Urbanak took over that classroom, Susie O'Neil (who had serious B.O.) walked up to Mrs. Urbanak and said, "Welcome to the haunted room, you're next." No one would have believed it, and it is a fact that she died shortly thereafter too. It's true, ask any of my sibs, we all remember it like it was sixth grade.

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UH, DUH! WHOEVER HEARD OF A PRIME LETTER?