Carl said: Just last week I was feeling like everyone was making everything I attempted harder to do and that the entire world was against me. Turns out I was right.

Bob said: Carl, the Neurotalkers at psych central sent out an all-points bulletin asking for you.
We were just about to declare martial law to avoid riots in the streets. Your supporters were hurling their canes and walkers and wheelchairs at the police barricades. The Mexican border was shut down for a week, the Canadian border was shut down permanently, not that anyone would notice. The crowds are chanting your name; we can't hold them back much longer.

Carl said: I sent a reply to the original questioner. I am indeed returning with a new blog. The book is about to be released, and there is a one-man show version of the blog stories I am bringing to the stage in September. I was going to announce this in a couple of weeks, but alas I had to do something now to keep the riots from breaking out.

Bob: Oh wow; there is no way i can get down your way to see the one-man show; oh wow Carl, it has to be videotaped and i would sure pay to have it on CD or DVD - Parkie one-man show on stage? Yes! Yes! Yes!
Keep us all in tune about your book and stage shows. Don't disappear anymore. A one-man Parkie blog live on stage??? Great idea. We need you to do this, Carl. It is very important for us all.
In the High Sierra of Mexico, they speak of one man, his name is Carlos, and he rides a white horse...
Carl said: "Thanks. The September show will be a tryout to see what needs to be tweaked. It will then be performed in two or three outlets around the US and recorded on video for distribution. I will try to get as close to you as possible on one of those three performances, Bob, even if it means crossing the border into Canada-land to do so."