Sorry to hear you're feeling funky...

Okay, so DH, his sis, BIL, and I were at the in laws' the other night. They're in their late 80s and have been married for 66 years.
Anyway, FIL was talking about their first kiss. He asked her if he could kiss her. She said, "Okay..." he gave her a kiss on the cheek.
She looked at him, then said, "You call that a kiss?" He said she grabbed him around the neck and pulled him in for a big wet one.
My MIL shook her head, all embarrassed...but grinning from ear to ear none the less...