Heck, why not totally entertain the grocery clerk
buy the prunes, get some frozen strawberries, whip cream, a douche, a flea collar (?), a fashion magazine AND a big bag of ice.....
...make sure there are at least 12 people in line behind you and then ask him/her to page over the loudspeaker that there is a 'clean up' needed in isle 5.

Then, go home and enjoy your much deserved quiet evening



....ok, i have to admit, this post (and the visual i created within) had me laughing so hard, my SCS surged and my laptop fell off the chair !!