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Originally Posted by Rrae
Heck, why not totally entertain the grocery clerk 
buy the prunes, get some frozen strawberries, whip cream, a douche, a flea collar (?), a fashion magazine AND a big bag of ice.....
...make sure there are at least 12 people in line behind you and then ask him/her to page over the loudspeaker that there is a 'clean up' needed in isle 5. 
Then, go home and enjoy your much deserved quiet evening
....ok, i have to admit, this post (and the visual i created within) had me laughing so hard, my SCS surged and my laptop fell off the chair !! |
After reading this post, it's official to me that you are the FUNNIEST person I've ever met -- metaphorically speaking, of course. For over 30 years, I considered my cousin Yolanda the funniest creature on Earth but she's dropped down to number 2 on my list. I can only imagine what other things you might post had there no moderators on board. If I lived closer to you, I'D BECOME YOUR PEST and be knocking on your door to hang out every day
