no no NO!!! You've got it all WRONG people!!!
ANYwhere is farther from SOMEwhere unless NOwhere leads to EVERYwhere,...in WHICH case, you COULD have taken the shortcut.....besides.....i was under the impression that EVERYthing is TWO WEEKS from the 40 mile bypass to anywhere....... but then... .... this isn't even the right MAP.
Nevermind.
Lord, now i have a headache.