My friends say they go from their AC homes, to the AC car to the AC mall or MD office, and to the AC pharmacy and back to the AC home. God forbid if the AC gives out in any of those places. I said I felt sorry for them, because they so rarely get to fling open a window and breathe in fresh mountain air. No soft breeze fluttering the curtains.

I would just melt into a big ol dejibo puddle.