Well my organic beets scared the heck out of me this week.
I remembered this year, that beets turn your pee red.....I forgot it turns your poo red....and everything else in the toilet bowl red....cripes! Sorry to get so graphic.....
My Diltiazem had me so constipated this last week that I almost croaked from the cramps(You are correct Mrsd).......
I looked before the flussssshhhh. Don't ask me why, but it took so much effort I thought it best to perhaps take one short glance at what I so painfully extruded....

Just to make sure it didn't have a gender.....
OMG....quick.....get me to the ER....holy cow

.....then my hubby says....,'Hey, didn't you eat beets yesterday?" Duh....
Maybe beets will 'eliminate' my neuropathy?? They have managed to disapate my dignity. I think I will sell the rest of them....