i don't have one yet steve but have thought on it many times when im in the office doing paper work ....
sitting there thinking my wife Becky will have to take over all the paper work soon.

i know quite a few pals have those heated bidet seats and brag on them big time , over the years in all of the forums.
you might want to ask in other forums to.

i think on you tube you can see some in action, puns.