If I have to once again:
walk on my toes or my heels
get jabbed w/ a safety pin
tell when the vibration stops
follow an index finger w/ my eyes
endure one more EMG or NCS
have 20 vials of blood drawn
lower myself into a chair w/ my arms folded
try to stand on one leg
I WILL WIG OUT!
Furthermore, I'll look for the nearest exit chute and pull a Slater slide out of another neuro's office.