I've been cleaning out my closet this weekend. Not only did I find a bunch of Copaxone crap, but I found a zillion pens from drug reps that my dad has given me over the years.

My dad is a nurse anesthetist and has been getting free pens from the drug reps for as long as I can remember. At school, I could always tell when my pen had been stolen, because when I found it again in the possession of the thief, I could tell them how to correctly pronounce the name of the drug, I probably could tell them what it was used for.

My aunt is a nurse practitioner and she gets an amazing amount of interesting stuff from the drug reps...which she usually regifts as christmas presents. She gave out remote control race cars one year that had advertising for Viagra all over them. (I didnt get one...if I had, I would have repainted it or put stickers all over it)