How about if we ride a bicycle built for 10
to the nearest elephant shelter and have a elephant ride and then,
while wearing fancy underwear, sipping margaritas
in our camel back
hydration pack
we wander off the beaten track?

We can run across the nation,
hitting each restroom in every gas station.

One step at a time,
staying in spas for a dime,
getting a massages to boot,
then learning to play the flute.....
or eating luscious fruit.

No boring or burning,
No wishing or yearning,
We will peddle gray ribbons
And pet friendly gibbons,
And smile for the press,
Looking good as can be,
While doing philanthropy,
for Neuropathy!

We can star in a movie,
bout how we got groovy,
bout how heroic we be,
Sandra Bullock plays me,
Oh, thank you for fantasy....

If only I did not have neuropathy.......

Rrae....can you add your emoticons...we are on a roll......