Don't want to seem icky but you'll understand as I go on.

I was just in the bathroom sitting on the throne. I felt something on my forehead Thinking it was a fly, I was going to try to kill it when I looked in the mirror beside me, and saw it was a small brown spider. I flicked it into the sink, closed the drain and put some water in it, once it died I noticed it was a brown recluse.

If you don't know them, they are very poisonous spiders and if it had bitten me, that could have been VERY bad...and today is Laura (DW)'s birthday.

Man am I thankful for not just swatting it.

YIKES!!!!!!