Boy do we have a language all of it's own! ha!
I couldn't help but get all giggly and whatnot......imagining WHAT this must sound like to someone who perhaps googled a certain term and up pops our posts describing all these strange new sensations and positions we are encountering!!
Lord Have Mercy!
.......... i can only think of a couple of 'google searches' that would actually fit the bill to get 'this' language to pop up as a potential website 'hit'!
HAAHAHAhahaa! omg.......
One of these days i just know it........the rain will hit my parade
as i cautiously continue to push the envelope........

Oh MY and I'm a LEFTY also!! upper hip/buttcheek, mind you.
But hey, we're all family here!

So! you are an ANS St Judey! That's what Mark was supposed to be! But his medical team pulled a switcheroonie on him at the last moment!
So, yeah...better not push any buttons lest you go buzzing off out into the ozone layer! Just don't EVER hit the button that says 'Auto Eject' !

Ok, i'm making a complete fool of myself.....this is what happens when insomnia strikes!!
.......I think perhaps my Neurontin may be kicking in after all! 'Morontin', as the PN forum has dubbed this fun medication HA!
...........did i accidentally do a double-dose?? oh my

Mental Note To Self: ....get one of those pill organizer thingys