I have been runaround so much my tail is down my throat..... (note the flies)

I am getting the inclination to be the snide, sarcastic, witchy patient...being nice but assertive doesn't work. I did wear my large fake diamond solitare to my last appointment and the doc was real nice...I guess he figured I could afford a good lawyer.

I figure when I present to the clinic in a stretcher comatose, they may get it.