We have "house people" who take things. When you ask for the missing thing back out loud, it usually reappears within 24 hours in a weird place.

I know you were kidding...but I'm not.

The stories I could tell you about the house people...I was alone at night. And all the power went out. And I'm afraid of the dark. And I had to go in the basement. And all the fuses were unscrewed.