If anyone on earth deserves this vacation it is YOU!
I can practically feel the sand between my toes as I think about it!

Make sure you have the necessary documentation explaining your butt-buzz (and back-buzz) body parts ....... as I'm sure the rest of the world can't really comprehend what this is all about, let alone the security.....and I think we are a bit 'heightened' on our national security alert..... (have we gone from yellow to orange......or is it orange to pink? maroon to violet? well anyway..)
Bring your charger and important necessities as a 'carry on' in the plane
Wear your hat in the sun
don't get in any strange-looking boats
BABY STEPS!!
ENJOY!
We'll anxiously be waiting to hear from you

..... <<--- no particular meaning......it's just my favorite smilie so I had to throw it in for good measure