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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,298
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Young Senior Elder Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,298
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You might have to think twice about this one.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late
one night with the tip
Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this
happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the
blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to
commit suicide by shooting Off your finger?'
'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun
to my chest, & Then I thought, 'I just paid
$6, 000.00 for these implants...
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun
in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting
myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is
going to make a Loud noise. So I put my finger in my
other ear before I pulled the Trigger
Hmmm, I think I'd think more than twice about that one. It's hard to find anything humorous about suicide.
But I laughed out loud at the other ones Darlene. 
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