Indeed I do declare.....after the day I had today......I had two choices......

A) Go to the local pub and drown myself in tequila..... or
B) Seek WISDOM.......

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

....My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
....He's all right now.....

Ok OK, so maybe I shoulda opted for the pub..........please pass the salt