now i like butter.

no, i love butter.

melted butter on corn, or spread on bread.

but when i think about the fat conversion, i get this image of eating however many - in this case EIGHT - sticks of butter... all in a row.... like bite off a hunk and chew.... blechhhhh!

chomp chomp chomp chomp.

like if they were milky way bars but gooier and greeeeasier....and

UGHHHHHHH MAN. makes me never want to go near butter again.

~ waves who just ate the equivalent of a half of stick of butter in cheddar cheese yes!! CHEDDAR!!!!! ... explanations another time.....