I seriously got an email saying this exact thing today.

It spoke of just moving to my town from toronto and how exciting it is to be in a new town, but scary too. Would I be willing to show this person around town and help them see the sights?

huh?!

#1 I live waaaaay out in the boonies. There is no town to speak of, esp in the winter.

#2 there are not sights to see. The town dump? Town hall? perhaps the food bank?

#3 of all the people in town to pick, you pick the blind, lame girl?

Some emails are just too funny not to share. I deleted it as a phishing email in an attempt to give my computer a virus. HA!