I meant to tell you this before......but you're not a moron.

Try "window shopping" and put whatever you want in your cart. It's fun! Then, go back in a day and look at your cart. I'll bet you delete most if not all of the things you chose. I tell you it's therapeutic! And it doesn't cost anything!

As far as the purple wool socks with monkey's go......you're just a sweet, caring person who's usually thinking of others. Nothing wrong with that. Wish more people were like that.