Oh Finz, I know you didn't mean to make me giggle, but I did. I figure if I had to do a strip down search, the TSA officer would be scarred for life. Now that I have this SCS, my x ray is going to be scary looking anyhow. I always seem to have problems at screening anyhow, you know, the typical grandma in bi-focals. Even with just an arm brace, they held me up so long that I was the last person on the plane, and then there was somebody else in my seat!! I will probably have to arrive at the airport a day in advance just in order to be screened the next time I fly.